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The Very Definition Of
mar●mo●lage: n
1. A state of disarray or confusion
2. (also a marmolage moment) A silly mistake, or a moment of collective confusion.
3. Mikaela (or Mouse, or Lady). 15, Canadian. Likes the outdoors, sports, stories, art.
I'm always available to help with anything you might need - message me if you need to talk to someone or need help with your homework or seriously anything at all.
1. A state of disarray or confusion
2. (also a marmolage moment) A silly mistake, or a moment of collective confusion.
3. Mikaela (or Mouse, or Lady). 15, Canadian. Likes the outdoors, sports, stories, art.
I'm always available to help with anything you might need - message me if you need to talk to someone or need help with your homework or seriously anything at all.
My dad said he`d hire me for the summer
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Avengers Omega Verse fics where Phil is a really sweet Alpha and makes sure that anyone who goes into heat gets into a safe room and brings them food and stuff (◡‿◡✿)
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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
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There is no organization, board or coalition that regulates the safety of sexual aids in the United States, Japan, Canada and the European Union. None, zero, zilch. Why does that matter? Because, with no regulations, they CAN and DO, make it out of whatever material they want. Toxic? Who cares. Hazardous? Whatever. Cancer-Causing materials? What the consumer doesn’t know will make us more money! Keeping them made cheap? Now we’re talking sex toy production style. Regulating sex toys production would be admitting that people use them, and our government doesn’t want to do that-for goodness sakes, sex toys are illegal in 6 states! How could the government evaluate the safety of something that is illegal? Doing so would be admitting that people used them, and as a result, that the government condoned such behavior.
It’s National Masturbation Month! To celebrate, we’ll be highlighting resources on the topic every Sunday in May. Today we’re featuring our Introduction to Sex Toys page. Check it out here! (via thecsph)
I wonder if there is some way to turn my Chemistry degree in to a job working on sex toy materials safety. I would love that job.
(via theclarkknight)
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Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the separation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I’m surprised he’s so popular among conservatives.
He also hung out with prostitutes and prisoners, immigrated illegally, didn’t speak English, frowned upon laissez faire capitalism, and advocated love and acceptance for all. Oh and he wore what by modern standards we’d pretty much call dresses and Berkenstocks.
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Yes.
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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
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Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans on set of ” Captain America : The Winter Soldier “, May 14th , at Washington D.C . [x]
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i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
EVERYONE WE ALL NEED TO MAKE THIS A THING
GOD THIS WOULD MAKE SHIT SO MUCH EASIER
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What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
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